My Life on the Sub List

Miss Floyd, why aren't you married? It's because you're too hot and no one can handle you right now. I have the same problem. -8th grade girl

Are you 20? You look really young. - 6th grade girl

7th grade boy: Where did you go to college?

Me: CSU, Channel Islands. Where are you going to go to college?

Boy: Oregon

Me: University of Oregon or Oregon State?

Boy: University of Oregon

Me: What are you going to major in?

Boy: Football